((I didn’t mean to comment as anon before but you do him remarkably well. sometimes its like this shit is for real like I’m literally seeing it unfold before my eyes.))

Ambrose J. Strider

Hey there. Name's Strider. First name's not really important. Just call me Bro, everyone does.

Founder, current owner, director of photography, and CEO of plushrump.com. For the low low price of $19.95 a month, you can subscribe to 24/7 luscious puppet ass. Comes in a myriad of colors. Don't be shy kids. You know you want it. I won't tell your parents.

((Roleplay blog for pre-scratch Bro. I don't own any art unless otherwise stated. I will source when I can.))

Current magic anon status: dead and lost his memory (but still a pimp)

pimp(s) in the crib

cjfidler asked: ((I didn't mean to comment as anon before but you do him remarkably well. sometimes its like this shit is for real like I'm literally seeing it unfold before my eyes.))

((Well, it’s not really premeditated. At least, last night wasn’t. I’m a big fan of just letting things happen as I go along because I feel like it makes the reactions of the characters more realistically spontaneous. So in a sense, it really is unfolding before your eyes.

But I’m really glad to hear positive feedback. It’s good to know that people are enjoying it as much as I am.))

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